*plans life around having a rich significant other*
This is your personal guardian dog.
He’s going to protect you from things like “if you don’t reblog this in 30 seconds your mum will die!!” and “Reblog this or you will fail class!!”
He’s very happy to protect you, so you don’t have to worry about a thing!!
i LOVE star war!!! PEW PEW, light saver! dark vader and luke skyscraper and obi 1 cannoli and r2b2 and 3pco and tobbaca. i love star trek.
1x16 | 2x20
Reblogged from madgesgoldpin
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
33v0:
Wqhat the fuck
ITS JUST FLUFF. THERES NO DOG ITS JUST FLUFF OMG
No that dog has super speed and is vibrating so fast that it is able to move its molecules through that fence.
Reblogged from hotboyproblems
I JUST WANNA GET HOT CHOCOLATE WITH YOU AT SOME CUTE DINER AT 3 AM AND DRIVE AROUND WITH YOU AND TALK ABOUT DUMB STUFF AND KISS YOU
- Some crusty adult: This generation is so entitled!
- Me: *Fantasizes about sharing a 2-bedroom apartment with a roommate and having a kitchen I can cook in*